I have a wife. Her name is Heather. She is beautiful. Soon I will post a picture of her because, normally, when someone says, "Oh, so and so is soooo beautiful," but they don't post a picture it is because what they really mean is: "Oh, so and so is soooo beautiful ([whisper] in my eyes)." So just so you don't all think that she is secretly ugly, I will be forced to share her with you on the internet. I will do this Monday. If I don't do it by the end of the week, assume it safe to say that she really is secretly ugly.
(Don't worry Heather... I'll post the picture.)